Want to carry a signature Chloe piece? For the love of all things fashionable and holy, let it not be this bag!

The rolled handles, the brass studs, even the one-pound lock, I can understand. But why such an awkward and unattractive shape, Chloe? Admit it ladies — this Chloe Small Paddington Satchel reminds you of the lunchboxes (with Alf or Care Bears or My Little Pony) we might have carried to school back when Rainbow Brite and Punky Brewster were our fashion heroes.