There’s something really depressing about the fact that Lindsay Lohan has an Hermes Birkin (in that signature Hermes orange, natch) and I don’t. The starlet joined back-on gal pal Samantha Ronson for a night out on the town, showcasing new blonde locks that don’t look nearly as good as her natural red. I love the purse, of course, but the orange and blue don’t really work that well. And Lindz – can we please ditch those Alexander Wang booties now?