With a moniker like ‘Venus’ you’d think Versace would bring us a handbag that hits all the right notes and makes us feel… well, like a goddess. But they pulled a switcherooo on us and gave us this instead. To start, they cut a piece of silvery-gold metallic leather and fashioned it into a tote. Then, they patched on a marsupial-like pouch on the front and two gaping tumor-like sleeves on either side of the bag, in gold, VINYL coated leather with a geometric pattern, no less. Then, in over-the-top Versace fashion, they added more metallic in the form of hardware. Certainly, this Versace Venus Mirror Tote says “Look at me!” but probably not in the way you’d want.